How to cope with wanting a perfume you can’t afford
Step 1) Go to the liquor store
Step 2) Find a small bottle of St. Germaine.
Step 3) Find a bottle of champagne.
Step 4) Drink St. Germaine and champagne cocktails until the St. Germaine bottle is empty. Put the bottle on your dresser and pretend it’s full of a nice perfume. Are the bottles similar? No! Do they both make me feel fancy? YES.